Sunday, 15 January 2012

koi khafa ho gaya koi juda ho gayabr ye chahney wale

koi khafa ho gaya koi juda ho gaya

ye chahney wale logon ko kya ho gaya

jis sajday main mangana tha usey

afsos wohi sajda hamesha k liye qaza ho gaya

Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gayamain bhi apna diy

Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya

main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya,


aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi aayi

woh bhi mere khuwab main ana bhool gaya,


bahaar ne jub se aana chore diya

mousam bhi apna phool khilana bhool gaya,


chalte chalte main usko gher lay aayi

woh bhi muj se apna hath chudana bhool gaya,


khat likha hai par khat ke koney par

woh apni ankh ka ansoo mitana bhool gaya


rooth ke dono aik jaga baithey rahey

main usko woh mujko manana bhool gaya

SheeshaEIshq se Tarash MujheAur phir Kar dey Pash Pas

Sheesha-E-Ishq se Tarash Mujhe


Aur phir Kar dey Pash Pash Mujhe


Ja raha hun Main Roshni ki Taraf


Apne Saye ki hai Talash Mujhe


Ab ke Zakhmi Nahi hua Lekin..


DiL pe Aai hai Ek Kharash Mujhe


Kho diya Khud ko Justujoo me Uski..


Us ne Karna hai Ab Talash Mujhe…

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distanc

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Is waqt poory Mulk meinBadamni or Hungamaarai ho rahi h

Is waqt poory Mulk mein


Badamni or Hungama


ara‘i ho rahi hy,


Agar aap mulk mein


aman-O-sukoon dekhna


chahty hein to is ka ek


hi hal hy,


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“PTV“Dekhain..-;>

A SMILE is a Lighting system of FACE Cooling System of

A SMILE is a Lighting system of FACE,

Cooling System of HEAD heating System of HEART ("v")

"v"

Sparking System of EYES,

relaxing System of MIND so " KEEP SMILE "

:-) ….

Aahat bhi koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum hoSaaya koi leh

Aahat bhi koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho,
Saaya koi lehraye to lagta hai k tum ho,


Jb shakh koi hath lagata hay chaman main,
Sharmaye lachak jaye to lagta hay k tm ho,


Rastay k dhundlky main kisi mor pe kuch door,
Ek lo si timtimaye to lagta hay k tum ho,


Sandal si mehekti hoi pur noor hawa ka,
Jhonka koi takraye to lagta hay k tnm ho.


Ordy howy taron ki chamakti howi chadar,
Nadi koi bak khaye to lagta hay k tm ho,


Jb raat gaye koi kiran mere baraber,
Chup chap si so jaye to lagta hay k tm ho

qasid nay kaha aaker k aaj aa rahay hai woomainay

qasid nay kaha aaker k aaj aa rahay hai woo……

mainay itna chiragha kia k apna gher hi jala dia…

WAQAT E DUA MEIN 1 DUA KARUNMEI RAB SE 1 ILTIJA KARUNTU

WAQAT E DUA MEIN 1 DUA KARUN
MEI RAB SE 1 ILTIJA KARUN
TU KHUSH RAHE TU SHAAD RAHE
TERE DIL KA ANGAN ABAD RAHE
TU HAR PAL YUNHI HANSA KARE
TU PHULON KI MANID KHILA KARE
TERI ZINDAGI MEI KOI GHAM NA HO
TERI AANKH KABI NUM NA HO
TUJE KISI SE GILA NA HO
KOI GHAM TUJE MILA NA HO
TERI RADD KABI DUA NA HO
TERE LAB PE KABI SADA NA HO
TUJHE BIN MANGE WO ATAA KARE
TERI MUAF HAR EK KHATA HO“Y“

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikleuski chahat ke hum de

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,

uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,

jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,

to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle…

Dard hi dard bhar gaya dil meinitna hassass kerdya ghu

Dard hi dard bhar gaya dil mein,

itna hassass kerdya ghum nay,

Jab kisi aankh say gira aansoo

apni aankhoon pay lay liya humnay

Aankhen Khuli Tou Jaag Uthi Hasraten FARAZUs Ko Bhi

Aankhen Khuli Tou Jaag Uthi Hasraten “FARAZ”..


Us Ko Bhi Kho Diya Jisay Paya Tha Khuwab Main..!!

Saturday, 14 January 2012

When words fail eyez workWhen eyez fail heart works

When words fail, eyez work,

When eyez fail, heart works,

When heart fail… to kia??

Samajhle k tapak gaya… Mamu!!

Words begin with ABCNumber begin with

Words begin with ….A….B….C….Number begin with….1….2….3….

Music begin with….SA….RE….GA….BUT….?

FRIENDSHIP begins with….

""You&Me""

God in heaven, God above, please protect the frie

God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss,

I love my friend who's reading this.

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving tho

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving

thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay ThayEk Larki Ko DeKh Kr

Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,


Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay


“Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai”


Girl Answer:Yes! I’m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)

Fiza me Dukh Racha hoa hi Hawa koi udaa geet gungana

Fiza me Dukh Racha hoa hi..

Hawa koi udaa$ geet gungana rahi hi…

Phool ke Labo"n pe Peya$ hi..

Aisa Lagta hi..

Hawa ki Aankhen Rotey Rotey khu$hk ho gai hon..

$aba ke dono hath khali hon..

keh… $hehr mein Tera koi pata nahen…

$aan$ lena kitna mahaal hi..

uda$sian uda$sian Ajab haal hi..

Tamam $abz $ayya-dar pero"n ney…

Tery baghair weh$hato"n me apney perahan ko tar tar kr dia…

Ab ki$i $hajr key Jism per Qubba nahen….

$ookey Zard pattey…

Koo ba Koo teri tilaa$h me Bhatak rahey hen…

Meray Daricho"n me Gulabi dhoop roz jhaankti hi…

Mgr u$s ki Aankho"n me..

Wo Jag-mgahetie"n nahen…

Jo teray Waqt me Zameen key $abeeeh maathey per… ($abeeh=ro$han)

$oorajo"n ki kehka$han"n $ajaaney aatie"n thien..

Zamee"n bhe meri Trah hi..

Teray baghair e$ ki Kohk $e bhe ab..

Koi Gulaab uug na paye ga..

Zamee"n Banjer ho gai hi…

Aur…

Meri Rooh ki Bahaar Aafree"n kohk be… (kohk=god)

Meri $och key sadaf mein…

Fun key $uchey moti ki$ trah Janam lia kren…

keh main $arapa-e-ta$hnagi hon…

Aur door door tak, Vi$aal-e-abr ki khabr nahen…

Meray aur Teray darmian…

Paanch Paanio"n key De$ mein…

Kachey gharrey bhe to meri dastar$ se door hen…

Mian ki$ trah $HER kahoo"n…

Meri $och key Badn ko, tooo Namoo to dey…(Namoo=Nami wala Namoo)

keh…

Main Teray baghair Ek $ehra hon…..!!

Hain ghar ki muhafiz meri dahaktii hui Ankhen main taaq

Hain ghar ki muhafiz meri dahaktii hui Ankhen
main taaq main rakh aaya hoon jalti hui Ankhen


ik pal bhi kisi mor pe rukne nahin detin
Kanton ki tarah jism main chubhatii hui Ankhen


raste main qadam phoonk ke rakhana mere pyaro
hain charon taraf shahar main bikhari hui Ankhen


Yun us ke bichar jaane pe ansoo na bahao
manzar ko taras jaayengii bheegi hui Ankhen


qaatil ke siva koi samajh hi nahin sakata
kya dekhati hain tasht main rakhi hui Ankhen


kya janiye kis Khawab ki tabiir main gum hain
zulfon ki ghani chaoon main uljhi hui Ankhen


‘Sagar‘ shab-e-tiiraa main ujalon ki amiin hain
nafrat ke samundar main ye bahati hui Ankhen.

Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burhaein hum Yeh bhi bohut h

Ab aur kya kisi se marasim burha‘ein hum


Yeh bhi bohut hai, tujhe bhool ja‘ein hum


Sehra-e zindagi mein koyee dosra na tha


Sunte rahe hein aap hi apni sada‘ein hum


Iss zindagi mein itni fraghat kise naseeb


Itna Na yaad aa ke tujhe bhool ja‘ein hum


Tu itni dil zada tau na thi ai shub-e firaq


AA tere raaste mein sitare lota‘ein hum


Woh log ab kahan hein jo kehte they kal faraz


Heh heh khuda Na karda tujhe bhi rula‘ein hum…

Kisi ke Dil main koi ehsas baki hayBadalte mausmon ke

Kisi ke Dil main koi ehsas baki hay,


Badalte mausmon ke dermyan ik raaz baki hay,


Umeed hay humain phir milain ge wo aik din,


Khuda per hay bherosa abhi bhi, Q K Khuda ki zaat baki hay.

Tanhai bhi hamari aajkal hum par hasti hai jaise koi m

Tanhai bhi hamari aajkal hum par hasti hai, jaise koi machhali pani ke liye tarasti hai, badalon ki tarah meri ankhen barasti hai, bahut samjhaya maine apni saanso ko tham ja, par ye bhi ab hume kaanto ki tarah chubti hai…

Kitni Azziyat ay Us Ne Mujh Ko Bhulaaya HogaMeri Y

Kitni Azziyat $ay U$s Ne Mujh Ko Bhulaaya Hoga…

Meri Yadoon Ne U$say Khoob Rulaaya Hoga..


Baat Be-Baat Aankh U$s Ki Jo Chhalkee Hogi…….

U$s Ne Chehre Ko Baazuon Main Chupaaya Hoga…


$ocha Ho Ga U$s Ne Din Main Kaee Baar Mujhay…….

Naam Hatheli Par Bhi Likh Likh Kay Mitaaya Hoga…


Jahan U$s Nay Mera Zikkr $una Hoga Ki$i $ay..

U$s Ki Aankhon Main Koi Aan$oo Tou Aaya Hoga..


Raat Ke Bheetnay Tak Neend Na Aai Hogi Tujhay……..

Tunay Takkiye Ko Bhi $eenay $e Lagaaya Hoga..


Hokay Nidhaal Meri Yadoon $e Tunay Jaana………

Meri Ta$veer Pe Sar Apna Tikaaya Hoga……


Poocha Hoga Jo Ki$i Ne Tere Halaat Ka $abbab….

Tunay Baaton Main Khoob U$s $e Chupaaya Hoga…..

Ek Raat Hui Bersaat BohatMeiN Roya Sari Raat BohatHer G

Ek Raat Hui Bersaat Bohat
MeiN Roya Sari Raat Bohat
Her Gham Tha Zamane Ka Lakin
MeiN Tanha Tha Uss raat Bohat
Phir AAnkh Se Ik Sawan Bersa
jab Seher Hui Kahin Mujeh Qarar Na De Saka
Jise Ikhtiyar To tha Magar
Mujhe Apna Pyar Na De saka
Wohi Dard meri Hayat Hai
Wohi Shakhs Meri Talash hai

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tre

Never worry about

the size of your Christmas tree.

In the eyes of children,

they are all 30 feet tall.

Tum na mano ye haqikat haiDosti insan ki zarurat haiK

Tum na mano ye haqikat hai,

Dosti insan ki zarurat hai,

Kisi din aao hamari mehfil me,

Jan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.

Girls are like internet domain names the ones I like a

Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.

Open With LoveHum Apsay kuch kehna chahtay hainWoh Pyar

"Open With Love"


Hum Apsay kuch kehna chahtay hain


Woh Pyar K 3 Lafz


3 Golden Words



"Sudhar Ja Nalayaq"

Main waqt ki mez pe ek dard ka guldasta hoonbahaar ke

Main waqt ki mez pe ek dard ka guldasta hoon,


bahaar ke baag main patjhar ka rasta hoon,


aur aajkal zindagi ki fitrat hi kuch aisi hai ki,


aanchal ke saaye mein bhi, dhoop mein phansa hoon

Koi aansu mere daman pay

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Koi aansu mere daman pay gira kar to dekho,
main pathar nahi hoon mujhay chuu kar to dekho……


tere qadmon ki aahat say dharkta hai dil,
main zinda hoon kabhi mujhay hila kar to dekho……..


phool bankay bichh jaounga tumhari rahhon main,
ek baar mujhay seenay say laga kar to dekho……


bhool jaogi tum dunya bhar ki ronko ko,
kabhi mere soonay ghar main aa kar to dekho……


mehak utthogi tum gulaab ki tarha dekhna,
kisi roz mujhay apnay tan say laga kar to dekho…..


ho jaogi tum ganga say pawan or nirmal,
kabhi mere aasuon main naha kar to dekho…….


door kar doonga main andhray teri zindagi kay,
diye ki tarha kabhi mujhay jala kar to dekho……


mujhko dee hai jo tunay pyar bhari dunya,
kabhi fursat milay to us main aa kar to dekho.


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THIS IS MY FVT SHAYARI for my love

It feels nice when some1 misses u feels good when some

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1

loves u. feels better when some1"s with u. But it feels

the best when some1 never 4gets u.

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing

Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt

force it ugly, so get lost!

meri khamoshi ko woh meri khata kehta hai kitna nadaan

meri khamoshi ko woh meri khata kehta hai


kitna nadaan hai wafaoon ko jafa kehta hai


woh ke anjaan e mohabbat hai usai kiya kahiye


dil ke rone ko wih dharkan ki sada kehta hai


mai usai kitna bhi chahoon per nahi us pe asar


meri diwaangi ko apna huner kehta hai


yaan to awaaz uthaane ki saza maut hi hai


tum bhi maano wohi jo haakime waqt kehta hai


bus woh aaghaaz e mohabat ke chand lamhe hain yaad


jin ko woh larakpan ki khata kehta hai

Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de Dusri kiran hasi

Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de… Dusri kiran hasi de… Teesri tandurasti… Chouthi kamyabi… Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi.

In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous.

In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close your eyes and follow ur heart...

b'coz heart may be in left.... but it is always right

Youn Hi Tanhai Main Hum Dil Ko Saza Dete Hain Naam Likh

Youn Hi Tanhai Main Hum Dil Ko Saza Dete Hain


Naam Likhte Hain Tera,Likh Khe Mita Detay Hain


Jab Bhi Nakam Mohabbat Kah Koi Zikar Kare


Loog Hanste Hain – Mera Naam Bata Detay Hain


Ab Khushi Ki Koi Tarkeeb Na Sooche Duniya


Ab Ye Alam Hay Keh Kuch Gham Hi Maza Dete Hain


Ab Tasalli Nahin Di Jati Mareez-E-Gham Koh


Dekhne Wale Bhi Marne Ki Dua Dete Hain


Kia Zaroorat Hay K Barq Ko Yeh Zehmat Ho


Lao Hum Khud Hi Nasheman Ko Jala Dete Hain

ALLAH se DUA hai kTeri Duniya se Nikal jaonKhamoshio k

ALLAH se DUA hai k


Teri Duniya se Nikal jaon


Khamoshio k saath


Kabel iss ke k Tu


Mere Saye se katranay Lagy


Aameen Sum


Aameen

Friday, 13 January 2012

Dil ki zameen pe fir koi poda nahin laga tuj se biichar

Dil ki zameen pe fir koi poda nahin laga


tuj se biichar ke fir koi accha nahin laga,


batein vahii, zabaan vahii tarz bi vahii


lehja magar mujhe tera waisa nahin laga,


aankhon pe aur zabaan par pabandiiya lagi


lekin hamari soch pe pehra nahin laga,


itne fareeb khaye chaht ke naam par


apna jo keh raha tha voo apna nahin laga…

Kyun zindagi ki raah mein majboor ho gayitna howa kare

Kyun zindagi ki raah mein majboor ho gay,
itna howa kareeb k hum door ho gay,
esa nahin k hum ko koi bhi khushi nahin,
laken ye zindagi to koi zindagi nahin
kyun is k fasla humain manzor ho gay,
itna howa kareeb k hum door ho gay,
paya tumhe to hum ko laga k tum ho kho diya,
hum dil pa roy or ya dil hum pa ro diya,
palkon se khowab kyuo jira kyun choor ho gay,
itna howa qareeb k hum door ho gay,

ahan koi kitab aisi milijispar dil luta detehar 1 ne

ahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…

khuda ne ye jism banaya ye soch kar k jism k bina rooh

khuda ne ye jism banaya ye soch kar k jism k bina rooh kya,
phir khuda ne ye dil banaya ye soch kar k dil k bina darkan kya,
phir khuda ne apko banaya ye soch kar k apke bina hum kya

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAP

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY

upar se ghussa aur dill main pyar karte honazren churat

upar se ghussa aur dill main pyar karte ho

nazren churate hodill beqarar

karte ho

lakh chupalo dunya se mujay sab pata hai

tum roz mere SMS ka intzar karte ho

O mere Dil de chaintere piche kutte painTu lutya mera

O mere Dil de chain,

tere piche kutte pain,

Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,

rab kare tenu kire pain,

Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.

Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,

Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,

Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,

Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,

Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya…..

Parindo Ki Parwaz Hoti Hai OonchiYeh Phelay Huay Un Ka

Parindo Ki Parwaz Hoti Hai Oonchi,


Yeh Phelay Huay Un Kay Par Boltay Hain,


Wo Log Khamosh Hotay Hain Aksar,


Zamanay Main Jin Kay Hunar Boltay Hain

An esqk jena no lag jandaSoq jande ne wang kanea da K

An esqk jena no lag janda.Soq jande ne wang kanea da .Koj sok jande.Koj moke jande. Mare tanea de. Kade echk wale nayo shote de. Shote jand ne jel kanea de.

Teri Judai Ajeeb Si Lagti HaiTujhse Baat Kiye Huy Mudda

Teri Judai Ajeeb Si Lagti Hai
Tujhse Baat Kiye Huy Muddat Si Lagti Hai
Jab Sochta Hon Zindagi K Bare Mein
Tab Teri Dosti Ek Zarorat Si lagti Hai

Mile hai kitne dard iss dil meinFursat se mile to kabhi

Mile hai kitne dard iss dil mein
Fursat se mile to kabhi batayenge


Mere khamosh nigaahon se na poocho
Ye dard aansu bankar nikal aayenge


Zara kareeb to aakar dekho humen
Tumare saare sawalon ka jawab nikal aayenge


Tumare inn muskurate hue labon se poocho
Tumare saare shikwe door ho jayenge..

Trees Love u Flowers Love u Tortoises Love u Deers lo

Trees Love u! Flowers Love u! Tortoises Love u Deers love u!

monkeys Love u! Plz go back 2 zoo. They all miss u..

Sine me dildil me darddard me yaqinyaqin me khyalkh

Sine me dil,


dil me dard,


dard me yaqin,


yaqin me khyal,


khyal me khwab,


khwab me tasveer,


tasveer me sirf aap,


itna DARAWNA KHWAB…


baap re baap…

Koi Kehta Hai Pyaar Zindagi Ban Jata HaiKoi Kehta Hey P

Koi Kehta Hai Pyaar Zindagi Ban Jata Hai
Koi Kehta Hey Pyaar Saza Ban Jata Hai
Par Pyaar Karo Agar Sachey Dil Se Tu
Pyaar Jeenay Ki Wajah Ban Jata Hai…

Bila jawaz rakhen khud ko beqaraar bhi kiun Jo tu nahee

Bila jawaz rakhen khud ko beqaraar bhi kiun

Jo tu nahee hai to phir tera intezaar bhi kiun


Akelepan ka $afar jab mera muqaddar hai

To phir ai waada $hikan teri rehguzaar bhi kiun


U$ey ganwa ke raho ab khizaon ki zad mai

Jo wo nahee hai to phir mau$am-e-bahar bhi kiun


Agar bhulaye huye u$ko aik umar hui

To phir yeh aaj tabiyet hai $ogwaar bhi kiun


Wo jin labon pe yaqeene wafa mehek na $akey

Phir unke lam$ ki khahi$h ho aik baar bhi kiun


Jab u$ko $hauq tha ra$ton ki dhool honey ka

Palat ke dekhta jaata tha baar baar bhi kiun

(…..)

Apne Armano ko sula diya hamneSaari chahaton ko dhuen

Apne Armano ko sula diya hamne,
Saari chahaton ko dhuen me udaa diya hamne,
En aankhon ko kafi rula diya hamne…
Aaj sirf unke khatir unhe bhula diya hamne.

If there were no words No way to speak I would still he

If there were no words

No way to speak

I would still here you

If there were no tears

No it to feel inside

I would still feel for you

And even if the sun refuse to shine

Even if all ends ran out Love

I would still have you here

Until the end of time

All I need is you my VALENTINE.

Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kroBaharain kehti hain Aankhai

Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro


Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro


Magar Ghar walay kehte hain


Abhi Umar kam hai beta


PehLe B.Sc tu Pass kro

Kon tha apna kis pe inayat karteHamari to hasrat rahi

Kon tha apna kis pe inayat karte.

Hamari to hasrat rahi tum bhi mohabat karte.

Us ne samjha hi nahi mujhe kisi kabil.

Warna us se pyar nahi us ki ibadat karte.

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Dil ko dhadkna tune sikhayaDil ko tadapna tune sikhaya

Dil ko dhadkna tune sikhaya,

Dil ko tadapna tune sikhaya,

aankhon mein aansoon kahin chupe the,

unko jhalakna tune sikhaya

MeiN ne Ro Ro K Shab Guzari haiApke Haath mein Lakeerai

MeiN ne Ro Ro K Shab Guzari hai
Apke Haath mein Lakeerain hain
Werna Taqdeer To Hamari Hai
Dil Mera Torte Ho To Lo Toro
Cheeez meri Nahi tumhari Hai

A friend is like gas blown from the ass which creates

A friend is like gas blown from the ass,

which creates noise n nuisance to others

but gives me a great comfort.

Thanks for being gas of my ass.

Thursday, 12 January 2012

What good is beauty without brains, looks without

What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without

feelings, a life without you?

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Just WonderingWould U Smile At Me If I Smile At U

Just Wondering..!

Would U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?

Would U Say Hello If I Greet U..?

Would U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?

Would U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?

HAR PAL TERI YAAD HAI OUR KUCH NAHNHAR PAL TERI AAS HAI

HAR PAL TERI YAAD HAI OUR KUCH NAHN
HAR PAL TERI AAS HAI OUR KUCH NAHN
MEI TANHA TANHA KAB TAK PHIRTA RAHUN
BUS ZINDAGI BHAR TERA SATH HO OUR KUCH NAHN
YA RAAB DIKHA TERI KUDRAT KA JALWA
TUM NE JO DIL MEI PIYAR JAGAYA HAI
MUJHE USKI TALAB HAI OUR KUCH NAHN

John Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya jhah

John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.


Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga

Hey ishq humen bardbad na karhey ishq na cher aa aa ke

Hey ishq humen bardbad na kar

"hey ishq na cher aa aa ke

humen hum bhooley huwoon ko yaad na kar

"pahley hi buhat nashaad hain hum

"tun aur humen nashaad na kar"

kismat ka sitam hi kam nahi kuch

yeh taza sitam ijaad na kar yun zulm na kar bedaad na kar,,,

Andhairy Raat main Shamain Jalana Bhule Jatay hoHamary

Andhairy Raat main Shamain Jalana Bhule Jatay ho?


Hamary Yaad Atte ha…Batana Bhule jatay ho?


Tum Aksar Hathaily Pr Hamara Naam likhtay ho…


Magar Jab hm sa Miltay Ho Dikhana Bhule Jatay ho?


Tumhain To Lout kr anay ke


hamaisha “Fikkar“ rahty the…


Magar Jab Lout Jatay ho…To änna Bhule Jatay ho?


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Kisi kali nay na dekha aankh bher k mujheGuzer gaye jer

Kisi kali nay na dekha aankh bher k mujhe


Guzer gaye jers-e-gul udas ker k mujhe


Mein so raha tha kisi yad k shabistan mea


jaga k chor gaye qafle saher k mujhe


Mein roo raha tha mukder ki sakht rahon mea


Urr ke le gaye jado teri nazr k mujhe


Mein teri dard ki tanhayion mein doob dia


Pukarty rahy tere ubhr ubhr k mujhe


Tere firaq ki ratien kabhi na bhoolien gay


Mazy mily unhi raton mein umar bher k mujhe


zara si dair therne de ay Gham-E-Duniya


Bula raha hai koi bam se utr k mujhe

Kitabon mai rakh k sula gaya ham koAnkh band ki aur bhu

Kitabon mai rakh k sula gaya ham ko


Ankh band ki aur bhula gaya ham ko


Koi ajeeb musavar tha jo barishon k mosam main


Kachi deewaron pe bana gaya ham ko..

Har Ik Roop Main Sajney Lage HoBaharon Ki Rut Main Nik

Har Ik Roop Main Sajney Lage Ho,


Baharon Ki Rut Main Nikharney Lagey Ho,


Bicharney Ka Ab Na Karna Irada,


Ke Ab Apne Apne Se Lagney Lage Ho.. !!

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic.

It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hainKyonki shaadi ke baad saa

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain

or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I

have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.

Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off

Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off

Or hon gay woh log jo mahabbat ko bhula detey hainhum

Or hon gay woh log jo mahabbat ko bhula detey hain,

hum tou ab bhi tujh hi k pass rah rah ker sada detey hain.

barri mushkil se mila kerte hain dost lakin phir bhi,

janey ahbab ko kiyou log bhula detey hain.

Yu to aapko roz yad kiya karte hainMann hi mann me dek

Yu to aapko roz yad kiya karte hain.

Mann hi mann me dekh liya karte hain.

kya huva agr aap ass pass nhi hain

Hum to dil hi dil me mulakaat kar liya karte hain.

Chita Kukar Banere TeJine Tere Bache Honge Una Jana Aye

Chita Kukar Banere Te

Jine Tere Bache Honge

Una Jana Aye Mere Te

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

Dil ne Phir uss se milnay ki tamana ker diJis ne Humse

Dil ne Phir uss se milnay ki tamana ker di


Jis ne Humse Bewafai ki intiha ker di


Rahin tou aik thi dono ki manzil b ik


jany kyun us ne rah apni juda ker di


Wo kisi ka ho jaye yeh dil ko kab manzoor hai


Dil ne jis per her cheez fida ker di


Faisla jab poncha uske haton mein


Unse to judai meri saza ker di


Dil nadan hai pigal jata hai Yakdum


Zakham jisne diye Usi k liye Dua ker di


Uss se nibha ker kia mily ga tujhe


Jisne sari Zindgi teri Hamesha k liye Tabha Ker di

Aisi Hawa Chali Sab Phool Jal gayeSab Se aziz Log B Kit

Aisi Hawa Chali Sab Phool Jal gaye
Sab Se aziz Log B Kitne Badal Gaye
Uss Ke Begair Kis Ko jeenay Ka Guman Tha
Hum Khud B Sochte Hain K Kese Sanbhal Gaye

The candle of hope is the source of light for successin

The candle of hope is the source of light for success

in life so don"t loose it. Failures try to blow it out

but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U.

KABI CHAND BAN KAR MILA KAROKABHI PHOOL BAN KAR HANS

~KABI CHAND BAN KAR MILA KARO~


~KABHI PHOOL BAN KAR HANSA KARO~


~MERE DIL MEIN BAJTE SAAZ KO KABHI CHUPKEY CHUPKEY SUNA KARO~


~MEIN HAWA BAN K AONGA TUM RAASTON MEIN RAHA KARO~


~MERI ZINDAGI K ANDHERON MEIN TUM CHIRAAGH BAN KAR JALA KARO~


~MERI SUBHA MEIN MERI SHAAMO MEIN MERA ZIKAR BAAN K RAHA KARO~

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Hijr ke mosam main ye barish ka Barasna kesaIk sehraa s

Hijr ke mosam main ye barish ka Barasna kesa
Ik sehraa se samandar ka guzarna kesa
Aye mere dil na pareshan ho tanha ho kar
Wo tere sath chala kab tha to Bichadna kesa.

Thodi i Hai ZindgiThodi i hai zindagi jimain ha

Thodi $i Hai Zindgi…..


Thodi $i hai zindagi

ji$main hai thodi $i kho$hi


kitna khali hai ye daman

kitni bechain hai ye kami


hai uda$iya bhut waqt kitna hai kam

tu khu$hi ko gale laga chord ye badna$ibi

gam hai $uraj $e ro$hni tu


khu$hi ki chandni raat hai

tu chora le wo lamha

ji$main $hamil hai ye rao$hni


chaar din main tu apni zindagi ji le

dard ko na bada apne hatho $e si le

chord ye mayo$iya hata de her beba$i


himat $e tu qadam utha raa$ta apna bana

na ker kis$i ki aa$ tu $apna apna tu khud $aja

kamzoor ker na de tujhe in aankho ki nami


thodi $i hai zindagi

ji$main hai thodi $i khu$hi

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hainpar bari mushkil

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain..

par bari mushkil se waaday nibhaye jaate hain

le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par…

jahan diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

dil jalta ha to jalne day isko farazna rahy ga na wo ya

dil jalta ha to jalne day isko faraz
na rahy ga na wo yaad aaega

Son Papa Mujhe Shair SunainPapa RasmEUlfat Hi Ija

Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..


Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,


Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..


Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??


Papa: Kyun??


Son: Iss Main
To “Faraz” Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya. ;-)

Agr woh pochein tou un se kehna un ka aashiq basta tha

Agr woh pochein tou un se kehna un ka aashiq basta tha yahan


Dekhna un ko woh pepal ka peid aur kehna gaaney woh tanhai mein gungunata tha yahan.


Le jana un ko darwazey pe aur kehna intezaar woh kiya karta tha yahan.


Phir rakhna ungli dil pe aur kehna.. Shikayat karta tha ke dard hota hai yahan.

If ever in your life U R very sad lonely feel that U

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From


Jazz menu main khush amdeedmangni ke liye 1 dabayenshad

Jazz menu main khush amdeed

mangni ke liye 1 dabayen

shadi ke liye 2 dabayen

talak ke liye 3 dabayen

biwi se nijaat ke liye apna gala dabayen ,

SHUKRIYA

dilenadaan aaj udas bahot thakoi door hotay huay bhi

dil-e-nadaan aaj udas bahot tha


koi door hotay huay bhi paas bahot tha


kis qadar thay logon se marasim mere


phir bhi teri kami ka ehsaas bahot tha


***MISS**YOU***

Mohabbat Kerne K Kuch Aandaz Hua Kerte HainPyar K APne

Mohabbat Kerne K Kuch Aandaz Hua Kerte Hain
Pyar K APne Hee Hisab Hua Kerte Hain
Pyar kerne wale nahi dera Kerte
zamane wale pyar k naam se kyun jala kerte hain?
Zindagi mein to sabhi pyar kia kerte hain
Itna Jan ker b wo inkar kia kerte hain
wo yeh nahi samjhte Mohabbat Saaans hai
Saans k bina log jiya kerte hain?

Tumhare yaadon ki mehak in hawaaon me hai Kuch apnapan

Tumhare yaadon ki mehak in hawaaon me hai,


Kuch apnapan sa bikhra in fizaaon me hai….


Khushiyan chume tumhare kadam,


Yehi dua mere dil me hai….

Life is like a MOVIEIf u r sad DRAMAIf u r afraid

Life is like a MOVIE…


If u r sad – DRAMA


If u r afraid – SUSPENSE


If u r angry – ACTION


When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR

Hansi dekh kar meri sab mehfil main muskura diye Tumne

Hansi dekh kar meri sab mehfil main muskura diye
Tumne pad liye shayad gham jo mere paas aa gaye
Baahon main bhar ke poochha jab tumne
Kucch na bole hum bas muskura diye


Jaana tha aaj tumhe humse door hamesha ke liye
Jaate jaate tere chehre se ashq chura liye
Saj ke beithi thi tu apne mehboob ke aagosh main
Saare armaan apne ishq kii aag main jala diye


Kucch na socha kabhi maine kucch na chaha tha tere siwa
Keh na paaya dil kii baat shayad thi ye meri khata
Kaash main iqraar kar deta apni mohabbat ka
Toh anjaam e- Ishq main na milti ye saza


Jaana hai kal subah tumhe sab naato ko tod kar
Is baat ne mere ashq thay baha diye
Dekhi thi maine shikan tere chehre par bhi
Mere aasuon ne sitam tujhpe dha diye


Tune poochha jab hale dil de ke apni kasam
Raaz sare is dil ke thay tujhe bata diye
palkein bheegi huyi lab khamosh thay
teri khamoshi ne mujhe saare jawab diye


saj chuki thi par doli teri
hum dono ne apne gham chhupa liye
sab roye thay teri vidaayi main
dekha jab tune mujhe toh hum muskura diye
.

sum ppl say happiness is lyf others say its freedom

sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it"s freedom.

& sum say it"s money… but happiness 4me is just having

da opportunity 2know u!!

I would like to be a tearborn in your eyesalive passi

I would like to be a tear,

born in your eyes,

alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

Shikwa kisi ka hai na faryaad kisi kiHoni thi yunhi zi

Shikwa kisi ka hai na faryaad kisi ki.


Honi thi yunhi zindagi barbaad kisi ki.


Ehsaas mita kasak miti mit gayin umeeden.


Sab mit gaya per na mit saki yaad kisi ki.

jb aankhen bujh ker raakh howeenjb dil ka juwala sard p

jb aankhen bujh ker raakh hoween
jb dil ka juwala sard para
jb sham o sehr k sehra main
khawaboon k sitarey rait howe
jab umer e rawan k maidaan main
sb zinda jazbey khiet howe
uss waqt mujhey mehsoos howa
jis ishq main sari umer kati
shaid woh nazer ka dhooka tha

Talah main hoon uki jiae main jaanta nahilagta hai j

Tala$h main hoon u$ki ji$ae main jaanta nahi

lagta hai jai$e main khud ko bhi pehchanta nahi


Ba$a hai rag-rag main meri pyaar tera

ba$ ek yahi baat hai jo main maanta nahi


$haamil kar loon tujhae zindagi main apni

ab i$kae $iwa jeenae ka aur koi raa$ta nahi


Ban jaaoo jo hum$afar tum mere

to keh doon in gammo $ae bhi main

ke ho jaaoo duur ab mujha$ae

ab mujhae tum$ae kuch wa$taa nahi..


Tala$h main hoon u$ki ji$ae main jaanta nahi…..

Mein Apna Ajj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta HoonMein Is

Mein Apna Ajj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon
Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon


Mera Guzra Hua Kaal To Mere Mazi Ka Hisah Hai
Mein Apna Ajj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon


Khizain, Sardian, Garmi, Baharein, Barishein, zara
Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon


Tumhare Dukh, Udasi, Gham, Sabhi Ranj-o-Alam Lekar
Mein Ye Khushion Bhari Chagal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon


Sitare Asmaan Ke Sab Tumhari Mang Mein Bhar Kar
Shaab-e-Tera Ka Sab Kajol Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon
Tumhare Bin Ye Har Aik Pal Mujahy Bechain Rakhta Hai


Mein Apna Dil Hai Jo Bekal, Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon


Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai Kamzori Meri Lakin
Mein Ye Sawan, Ghatta, Badal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon.

Wo MuJh tak Aanay Ki raah Chaahta hyLekin Meri Mohabba

Wo MuJh tak Aanay Ki raah Chaahta hy,

Lekin Meri MohabbatoOn ka Gawah Chaahta hy,

Khud Aatay Jaatay MousmoOn Ki tarha hy,

Aur Mere Ishq Ki Inteha Chaahta hy

Lagzishon se mevra tu b nahi mein b nahiDono insan hain

Lagzishon se mevra tu b nahi mein b nahi
Dono insan hain KHUDa tu bhi nahi mein bhi nahi
Tu mujhe or mein tujhe ilzam deta hon magar
Apne Ander Jhankta tu b nahi mein bhi nahi
maslihat ne ker dia dono mein peda ikhtilaf
Werna Fitret ka bura tu b nahi mein b nahi
Mukhtalif simton mein dono ka safer jari raha
Aik lamhy ko ruka tu b nahi mein b nahi
Chahty dono bohat aik dosry ko hain mager
Ye haqiqat manta tu b nahi mein b nahi

Jin darakhton pe ho parindon ke aahiyaanKhuda kare ka

Jin darakhton pe ho parindon ke aa$hiyaan,

Khuda kare kabhi wo darakht na katein,

Mere dil ko tadpane wale yeh dua hai meri,

Mujhe jalane mein kahin tere haath na jalein.

Maine thokarein khayi aur ladkhada ke gira,

Khuda kare kabhi tere pairon ki zameen na hile.

Log tod hi lenge phoolon ko $hakhon $e,

Phoolon $e ladi daaliyan kabhi raa$ton mein na jhukein,

Do$t ban kar mujhe, zindagi ki $aza dene wale,

Kabhi koi du$hman tujhe do$t ban ke na mile…..

Man Please whisper those 3 little words that would mak

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!

Woman: Go to hell

Once Upon A Time A Boy Asked To A GirlWill U Ma

Once Upon A Time


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A Boy Asked To A Girl:


‘‘Will U Marry Me. . . ?‘‘


Girl Said: ‘‘NO‘‘


Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . .

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say kehta hai si

eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say kehta hai: “sisak sisak k marna theek hai ya eik dum“.


BIWI:“eik dum“


AaDMI :to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.

Phir na dena sada humkophir na loat k aaiengey humphir

Phir na dena sada humko
phir na loat k aaiengey hum
phir na kehna bewfa humko
ye aur baat hey k ek baar nahi so baar
so bar nahi bar bar
tera naam lene se milti hey shafa humko
phir na dena sada humko
phir na loat k aaiengey hum
yeh waqt bhi bara zalim hey
na iss ke paas
dil hey
na aankh
na aansoo
na ehsaas
iss toofan main bikhar jaiengey hum
phir na sametna humko
phir na dena sada humko…..

lifes but a walking shadow a poor player that struts

“life‘s but a walking shadow, a poor player. that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,and then is heard no more; it is tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing“

My eyesmiss uMy feelinsluv uMy mindcalls uMy life is

My eyes-miss u

My feelins-luv u

My mind-calls u

My life is u.

i"ll die without u.

I love u..

aisa teri wali muje bolti hai "sambhal usko

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospit

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality

in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

AB Ke Kerna To Aesi Chahat KernaJisko Aata Hee Na Ho Si

AB Ke Kerna To Aesi Chahat Kerna
Jisko Aata Hee Na Ho Sikwa Shikayat Kerna
Pehly Khusbu Ke Mizaj Ko Parak Lo
Phir Gulistan Mein Kisi Gul Se Mohabbat Kerna

Kal Raat Meri Aankh se aik ansoo nikal aaya mein ne us

Kal Raat Meri Aankh se aik ansoo nikal aaya.


mein ne uss se poocha,


toh uss se muskura ker Kaha k koi teri aankhon mein Itna samaya hai ,,


k mein chah ker bhi apni jaga na bana Paya ..

in everything u do have a purposeprepare to pursue ur

in everything u do have a purpose,prepare to pursue ur

purpose with a prayer,ask 4 guidance, protection and

direction. Give thanks 2 answered prayers, have faith

in your ability 2 succeed, be positive and never look back.

If u keep all this in ur mind u wont wrong

press 0 for helppress 5 for moneypress 6969 for sharing

press 0 for help

press 5 for money

press 6969 for sharing happiness

press 5238 for sharing saddness

press all previous number to call me

Yahan Mohabbat Ki Manzil Mila Nahi KertiYahan DardEDi

Yahan Mohabbat Ki Manzil Mila Nahi Kerti
Yahan Dard-E-Dil Ki Dawa Huwa Nahi Kerti
Iss Duniya Mein Rehna Hai To Wafa Mat Kero
Yahan Wafa Ki Qeemat Mila Nahi kerti

Ek wafa ko pane ki koshish mai maine zakhmi kardi hai

Ek wafa ko pane ki koshish mai maine,

zakhmi kardi hain wafaen kitne,

kitna masoom sa lagta hai ek lafz se MOHABBAT,

or is lafz se munsalik hain sazaen kitne.

Jaisay chahty thy hum unhainwo bhi humain chahty tou ki

Jaisay chahty thy hum unhain


wo bhi humain chahty tou kia baat hoti


Paany ka arman tou tha


Bin mangy mil jate tou kia baat hoti


Iss dil mein pyar tha kitna


Wo jaan lety tou kia baat hoti


Humne manga tha unhain KHUDA se


Wo bhi mang layty tou kia bat hoti

Monday, 9 January 2012

mangti hun kuch duaen ae kash in meinn asar hojayewo ch

mangti hun kuch duaen


ae kash in meinn asar hojaye


wo chahy muje kuch is tarah


k ta qayamat ye pyar amar hojaye


ye hai dua kabhi jo ho zarurat usay sanson ki


khuda meri sansen dede usay


yun meri jan uski nazar hojaye


dua to ye hai k guzray zindagi uski banhoon mein


agar ye naho to uske qadmo mein hi sahi


meri zindagi uske sang basar to hojaye


dua hai wo pyar kare mere jesa mujko


yaad kare sehar o shab mujko


bas ab usko mere pyar ki qadar hojayee


mangi hain ye duaen


ae kash in me asar hojayeee

Kabhi waqt mile to aajaoHam jheel kinare ja baithenTu

Kabhi waqt mile to aajao,

Ham jheel kinare ja baithen,


Tum apne sukh ki baat karo,

Hum apne dukh ki baat karain,


Aur un lamhoon ki baat karain,

Jo sung tumhare beet gaye,


Aur ehd-e-khizan ki nazar howy,

In sabz ruton k daman mai,


Hum pyar ki khushbo mehkain,

In bikhray sabz nazaron ko,


Ham aankhon men tasveeer karain,

Phir apne pyar k jado se,


Hum lamhoon ko jageer karain,

Kabhi waqt milaye to ajao…


Hum jheel kinare ja baithen

Waday Kisi Se Iraday Kisi SeAankhain Kisi se Nighain Ki

Waday Kisi Se Iraday Kisi Se
Aankhain Kisi se Nighain Kisi Se
Ab Yaar Tumhara Bharosa Hee Kia?
Jo Aaday Hamare Aadhay Kisi K…

SILSILAY JO WAFA KAY RAKHTAY HEINHOSLAY INTIHA KAY RAK

SILSILAY JO WAFA KAY RAKHTAY HEIN.


HOSLAY INTIHA KAY RAKHTAY HEIN.


HAM KABHI BURI DUA NAHEEN DETAY.


HAM SALEEQAY DUA KAY RAKHTAY HEIN.


UN KAY DAMAN BHI JALTAY DEKHAY.


JO DAMAN BACHA KAY RAKHTAY HEIN.


HAM NAHEEN HEIN SHAKIST KAY QAEEL.


HAM SAFEENAY JALA KAY RAKHTAY HEIN.


JIS KO JANA HO CHALA JAYE.


HAM DIAY SAB BUJHA KAY RAKHTAY HEIN.


Zindgi meri aaj mujhse agar yun judaa na hoti ahsaas a


Zindgi meri aaj mujhse agar yun judaa na hoti,

ahsaas aaj bhi hai har ek beete lamhe ka,

andaaz hai hr us pl me mile jeevan ka, agar vo hoti to baat kya hoti

hasraton se bhari zindgi se behtar kainaat kya hoti……….

meri ebaadat se badi uski zaat kya hoti,

mohabbat meri yun sabke beech mazak na hoti,

milti mujhe kainaat ki khusi , agar vo bhi meri zindgi me hoti,

hasraton se bhari jindgi se bhtar kainaat kya hoti……………

uske chehre pe noor se chand ki chandni kya hoti,

uski khil khilahat se behtar hawa ki awaaj kya hoti,

meri zindgi me heli uski khusbu se behtar gulabb ki mehak kam hoti,

hasraton se bhari zindgi se behtar kainaat kya hoti………………

jindgi hansi hai ab bhi meri,

pyaar agar milta uska to baat kya hoti,

choti choti khusi se behtar saari zindgaani kya hoti

hasraton se bhari zindgi se bhtar kainaat kya hoti….

……. :-) …….

kuch likh nahi patekuch suna nahi patehal e dil zuban p

kuch likh nahi pate
kuch suna nahi pate
hal e dil zuban pe la nahi pate
woh utar gaye hain dil ki gehrayion me
wo samajh nahi pate
hum samjha nahi pate

i am on a missionmission to make u cute2 make u beauti

i am on a mission



mission to make u cute



2 make u beautiful


2 make u smart


2 make u genious



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.Mission Impossible

kis kashmkash main ho sanam aajkaldost bhi dushman hota

kis kashmkash main ho ‘sanam‘ aajkal
dost bhi dushman hota hai aajkal…


kahan tak chal payengi do saanse bachi hui,
sabkuuch bikhra bikhra sa lagta hai aajkal…


ek farishta bhi kya sanwarega zindagi,
jab khuda hi khafa rehta hai aajkal…


bhool jayo duniya tumhe masoom kehti hai,
masoomiyat se hi to khela jaata hai aajkal…


‘sanam‘ kaisi zidd hai aasmon ki tumhe,
ab to kafan bhi intezar main nazar aata hai aajakal…..

Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thiOr ab 100

Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi


Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy


FarQ Tou Para Hai


Jeenay Do Musharaf

you live in ur dreamsbut dreams may die dont get shat

you live in ur dreams,but dreams may die. dont get shattered,

never ever cry.da world is big &has lots 2 give,pick up a new

dream,4 dats da way 2 live.Good NighT.

Kesy Beyan Keron Alfaz Nahi HainDard Ka Mere Tujh Pe Eh

Kesy Beyan Keron Alfaz Nahi Hain
Dard Ka Mere Tujh Pe Ehsas nahi Hai
Pochty Ho Mujhse Kia Dard Hai Mujhe
Dard yehi Hai k Tu Mere Pass Nahi hai

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

Khushbu Ki Tarah Aayi Wo Tez Hawaon MeinManga Tha Jise

Khushbu Ki Tarah Aayi Wo Tez Hawaon Mein,
Manga Tha Jise Humne Din Raat Hawaon Mein…


Is Shahar Me Ek Ladki Hai Bilkul Hai Ghazal Jaisi,
Bijli Si Ghataon Me Khushboo Si Fizaon Mein…

Prayer is an open line to HeavenNo cards to use no lo

Prayer is an open line to Heaven.

No cards to use, no low battery problem,

no error, No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.

Make prayer a habit like Texting

Na jane kyun zindagi naraaz si lagti haiJab dekho kisi

Na jane kyun zindagi naraaz si lagti hai,
Jab dekho kisi ki kami mehsoos hoti hai,


Dhondhli fizaa main, mila tha ek shaqs,
Hawa ki tarha aaya aur chal pada,


Sapna hi samaj lunga,
tera nahi to chalo mera hi tha.


Maine to kami naa ki,
Agar thi to tuj mai thi,


Zindagi kai har mod par,
Jab kinara nazar ayaa, to meri kashti vahi doob jati hai,


Agar tum se door nahi hota, to yun na hota,
Na zindagi naraaz hoti, na dil akela hota.

LFE IS AT ITS WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TR

LFE IS AT IT"S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUST


BUT IT"S STRONGEST WHEN THERE IS MORE TRUST THAN DOUBTS

TERI YAADON SE NA KOI SANS KHALI JAYEZINDAGI ITNI HASEE

TERI YAADON SE NA KOI SANS KHALI JAYE
ZINDAGI ITNI HASEEN Q NA BANA LI JAYE
ITNI SHIDDAT SE NA KAR BHUL JANE KA SAWAL
YE NA HO K TERI YE BAAT BI NA TALI JAYE

Mein hosh may tha to us pay mar gaya kesayYeh zaher me

Mein hosh may tha to us pay mar gaya kesay,
Yeh zaher mere laho may utar gaya kesay,


Kuch us k dil may lagawat zaror thi warna,
Woh mera haath daba k guzar gaya kesay,


Zaror uski tawajjo ki milawat thi warna,
Nashay may tha to mein apne he ghar gaya kesay,


Jisay bhulaye kai saal hogaye kamil,


Mein aaj uski gali say guzar gaya kesay…

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm sey Dil ki har baat ankah

Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm sey
Dil ki har baat ankahi tm sey


Kash main keh sakoon, kabhi yeh bhi


bari mushkil hey dil lagi tm sey


Kash key main keh sakoon tm kiya hu


Hey merey dil mein chandni tm sey


Kash main keh sakoon kabhi tm sey


Baat karni hey zaroori tm sey


Kash yeh bhi kabhi pooch


sakoon


kaisi huti hey berukhi tm sey


Kash woh waqt bhi ajaye


meri duniya mein rooshni hu tm sey


Kash yeh raaz keh sakoon kabhi tm sey


Hey haseen meri shairi tm sey


Kash lafzoon mein kabhi keh paoon


Mil key huti hey jo khushi tm sey


Kash yeh umar yonhi guzer jaye


aur yadeen saji rahein tm sey.

Sunday, 8 January 2012

Karte hai mohabbat sab hi magar har dil ko silla kab m

Karte hai mohabbat sab hi magar, har dil ko silla kab milta hai
Aati hai bahaare gulshan mein, har phool magar kab khilta hai..

Khamoshiyaan teri mujh se baat karti haiTera har dard

Khamoshiyaan teri mujh se baat karti hai,

Tera har dard samajhti hai,

Pata hai majboor tu bhi aur me bhi,

Phir bhi aankhe didaar ko tarasti hai

sher arj hai chashme wali ladkiyo ke liyeJaroor tu

sher arj hai chashme wali ladkiyo ke liye…..


Jaroor tumne kisi ko nazro me chupa rakha hai,


Jaroor tumne kisi ko nazro me chupa rakha hai,


kahi Gir na jaye Nazro se isliye Chashma bhi laga rakha hai…

Mai kitni tehreerein likhta hoontum wo sab padh lete ho

Mai kitni tehreerein likhta hoon
tum wo sab padh lete hou
khuch pe daad dete hou
tou khuch pe muskuraate hoay
yaha qaafiyaa nahi milla
yaha maqta sahi nahi laga
unko sahi karte karte
mai intezaar karta jaata hoon
ki tum kab… mujhe pad paaonge
meri sochon ki lehron pe
khuch khwaab
tehreer banke bhikre hain
tum padh lou tou wo
mukammal ho jaayenge

your as big boned as father christmas claus your as st

your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as

stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but

your still the right person for me!

Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho tohosla saath rakhna Aga

Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to


hosla saath rakhna


Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to


aitbar sath rakhna


Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to


To


to


to


DANT SAAF RAKHNA.

Ajab din hain mohabaat k ajab muam hain chaat k kabh

Ajab din hain mohabaat k,

ajab mu$am hain chaat k,

kabhi gar yaad ayein tu palkoon per $itare jhilmilatay hain,

ki$i ki yaad mein ratoon ko ak$ar jagna mamool ha apna ,

kabhi gar neend ay tu hum yeh $ooch latay hain ,

abhi tu woh humare wa$tay $oya nhi ho ga,

abhi roya nhi ho ga,

abhi hum bhi nhi $otay,abhi hum bhi nhi rotay,

$o phir hum jagtay hain or u$ ko yaad kartay hain,

aklay beth kar weran_e_dil abad karte hain,

humray $amnay taroon k jhurmut main akela chandh hota hai,

falak per raka$ karte un anghinat ro$han $itaroon ko,

jo hum tartib diytay hain ,

tu u$ ka naam banta hai,

hum aglay roz jab miltay hai,guzri raat ki har baykuli ka zikar karte hain ,

har eik ki$sa $unatay hain ,

kahan ki$ waqt,ki$ trahan $a dil darkaya, batay hain…..

main jab kheti ho k jana!

"aaj tu mein raat ko eik pal nhi $oe"

tu woh kamo$h rehta hai ,

per u$ ki neend main dobi hoi do ankhein achanka bol uthi hain,

mein jab u$ ko batati hoon,

k mein na raat ko ro$han $itaroon mein, tumhara naam dekha hai…..

SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 1

SANTA BANTA GOES FOR A MOVIE 9 TO 12 BUT COMES OUT AT 10 COZ

THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WAS "DASTAK"

WHAT I LOVEL FOR LAND OF ORROWO FOR OCEAN OF TERA

WHAT I$ LOVE?

L FOR LAND OF $ORROW.

O FOR OCEAN OF TERA$.

V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH.

E FOR END OF LIFE.

MI$s U ALL TIME…..

Never think of the past it bring you tears if u thin

Never think of the past it bring you tears… if u think of

the future it brings fears.. so live in the present & have

fun…. Good Morning

Tera dard thaTeri yaad thiMain jahan rahaMain jidhar

Tera dard tha,

Teri yaad thi,

Main jahan raha,

Main jidhar gaya..

Mera din to younhi guzar gaya,

Jonhi shab hoi main bikhar gaya,

Is abbar ka mery yaar se bara milja julta mizaj tha

Kabhi toot kar ye baras gaya,

Kabhi be-rukhi se guzar gaya

Jab choor donga mai wo gali,

Usey yaad aaye gi tab meri,

Mujhe dhhondy ga wo gali gali,

To khabar miley gi main mar gaya,

abhi tang hai mere naam se,

mery baad raah main doston,

woh tumhi ko rok k poochey ga,

kahan hai woh? kidhar gaya?

Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena pApPu Q K Sirf Spri

Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena “ pApPu“ . . .


Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->

F FIELD of LOVER ROOT ofJOy I ISLAND of GOD

F: FIELD of LOVE!..

R: ROOT ofJOy!..

I: ISLAND of GOD!..

E: END of SoRROW!..

N: NAME of HOPE!..

D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!

dats YOU my FRIEND..

welcom to telenor menu rishtay k liay 1 dabain mangnee

welcom to telenor menu rishtay k liay 1 dabain, mangnee k liay 2 dabain,shadee k liay 3 dabain, or or or dosree shadee k liay pehlee ka gala dabain

DosTi na karna kabhiDosTi se darr lagTa haiKab dagg

DosTi na karna kabhi..
DosTi se darr lagTa hai..
Kab dagga de jaaye, dosT dushman bankar..
Is khayaal se darr lagTa hai..


Keh denge agar, ki darr gaye hum..
DosT naraaz hi na ho jaaye kahin..
Is baaT se darr lagTa hai..


DosT ki khaamoshi samajh aaTi hai..
RooTh ke ik pal me, phir maan jaaye..
Uske is mazaak se darr lagTa hai..


Dil To yehi kehTa hai baar baar..
Ki dosTi na karna ae yaar..
Par dosT ke bina Tanha jeene se, darr lagTa hai..


Anjaano ki bheed me khud ko, Tanha paane se darr lagTa hai..
DosTi ki aazmaaishon se darr lagTa hai..
DosT ke rooTh jaane se darr lagTa hai..
DosTi ke TooT jaane se darr lagTa hai…

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables w

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

kuch to havaa bhii sard thii kuch thaa teraa Khayaal bh

kuch to havaa bhii sard thii kuch thaa teraa Khayaal bhii
dil ko Khushii ke saath saath hotaa rahaa malaal bhii


baat vo aadhii raat kii raat vo pure chaand kii
chaand bhii ain chet kaa us pe teraa jamaal bhii


sab se nazar bachaa ke vo mujh ko aise dekhate
ek dafaa to ruk gayee gardish-e-maah-o-saal bhii


dil to chamak sakegaa kyaa phir bhii taraash ke dekh lo
shiishaagaraan-e-shahar ke haath kaa ye kamaal bhii


us ko na paa sake the jab dil kaa ajiib haal thaa
ab jo palaT ke dekhiye baat thii kuch muhaal bhii


merii talab thaa ek shaKhs vo jo nahi milaa to phir
haath duaa se yon giraa bhuul gayaa savaal bhii


shaam kii naasamajh havaa puuchh rahii hai ik pataa
mauj-e-havaa-e-kuu-e-yaar kuch to meraa Khayaal bhii


us ke hii baazuon men aur us ko hii sochate rahe
jism kii Khvaahishon pe the ruuh ke aur jaal bhii …..!!!

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!

teri zulfon mein kho jana chahta hoonteri zulfon mein k

teri zulfon mein kho jana chahta hoon

teri zulfon mein kho jana chahta hoon

per tu tel hi itna lagati hai ke har baar phisal jata hoon

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telli

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

Drs prescription for todayA cute little smile for brea

Dr"s prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.

More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr"s fee…

whole Day think of me….G@@D Morning…

Night has ended for another day morning has come in a

Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way.

May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the

blue blue bay

Saturday, 7 January 2012

Mohabbat ne hum par yeh ilzaam lagaya haiWafa karke bh

Mohabbat ne hum par yeh ilzaam lagaya hai,
Wafa karke bhi bewafa ka naam paya hai.
Rahe alag nahi thi humari phir bhi,
Humne alag – alag manzil ko paya hai

Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha ThaS

Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha.


Sardar Je Bolay Shar Day Bachay Ronday Nai


Bacha Bola Shar Day Bachay School Bhi Nai Janday. . . [“!“]

Duniya se mukhtlif hai mera andaazezindagiMain zakham

Duniya se mukhtlif hai mera andaaz-e-zindagi


Main zakham khata hun tou or nikhar jaata hun…!

I think Im Disturbing USorryThis Is My Last MsgI

I think I‘m Disturbing U


Sorry


This Is My Last Msg


&


I‘ll Not Msg u Anymore . . .


Good Bye


Never Expect That From me


I‘m Born To Disturb


U . . . ;->

Jo Meri aankhon se Khuwab dekhoTo Aik shab bhi na So sa

Jo Meri aankhon se Khuwab dekho

To Aik shab bhi na So sako Gay


K Laakh Chaho Na Hans sako gay

Hazaar chaho na Ro Sako gay’


K Khuwab kya hain Azaab Hain yeh

Mere Dukhon ki kitaab hain yeh


Rifaqatain In main Chotti hain

Mohabbatain in main Roothti hain


Pinapti Hain In main Vahshatain see

Aziatain In main Photti hain


Un hi ke Dar se Khizaan Hain Jazbay

Un hi se shakhain see tot’ti hain


Ghamon ki Bandish hain Khuaab mere

Ahal Raha hai Dukhon ka Lava


Rahen Aatish hain khuwab Mere

Khayal sare Jhulaas gay hain


Sulagti Khuahish hain khuaab Mere

Ukharrti Sansain hain Zindagi ki


Lahu ki Sazish hain Khuaab Mere


Jo Meri aankhon se Khuaab dekho

To Aik shab bhi na So sako Gay!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers Did Peter

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

where"s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Meri Rooh Meri Zindagi Tere Naam Meri Har Ik Saans Tere

Meri Rooh Meri Zindagi Tere Naam
Meri Har Ik Saans Tere Naam
Gar Tu Nahin To Kuch Nahin
Mere Din Meri Shaam Tere Naam
Eik “Diya“ Hai Jala Tere Naam Ka
Chahe To Aa Ker Is Ko “Roshni“ De
Chahe To Is Ko Bujha De
Is Ki Zindagi Hai Tere Naam

Raat Bhi Saari Jaagtey Huey Guzari

raat bhi sari jagtey huie guzri,
shab e gham mien shama jalatey huie guzri,


apni nakamiyoun pe afsous karte huie,
aankhou se ashk bahatey huie guzri,


ghamou se bharey iss tootey huie dil ko,
dukhou se apney bhelatey huie guzri,


jo chord gaya tanha safar mien mujhko,
usi ek bewafa ko bhulatey huie guzri,


wo na aaiega phir laut k yahan,
yehi baat dilko samjhatey huie guzri,


har lamha qayamat ki manand tehra,
har ghari mann ko tarpatey huie guzri,


khiza k iss phailey huie mausam mien,
saba bhi apni nazrien churatey huie guzri,


andhero ney apni dastaan sunaie mujhko,
roshni bhi apni kahani sunatey huie guzri,


kuch yadou ney neendien na aney di,
kuch raat jagou ki baarish mien nahatey huie guzri,


kab ka bhula diya tah mainey jisey,
kal hawa bhi aus k geet gungunatey huei guzri,


khuabou k sahil pe tere naam ko ,
kabhi likhte tou kabhi mitatey huie guzri,


nafrat aur pyaar ki kashmakash mien ye zindagi,
kuch rotey guzri tou kuch muskuratey guzri……
~!~ROoMi!~!~

If all the boys lived on the other side of the se

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

Woh Piyaar Ka AlamWoh Piyar Ka Alam Mujhay ab tak n

Woh Piyaar Ka Alam….


Woh Piyar Ka Alam Mujhay ab tak naheen bhula

Tera ratoon ko jagana mujhay ab tak naheen bhola


Woh raat bhar teri choriyon ka khanakna

Teri bindya ka chamakna mujhay ab tak naheen Bhola


Woh raat bhar ay $khta ek do$ray ko chomtay rehna

$ubha dekh k han$na tera mujhay Ab tak nahee bhola


Mera wa$ay hi keh dena meri ki$mat main tum naheen

Tera muj $ay kafa hona mujhay a tak naheen hola


Woh hijer ki mera kehna kia tumhen mujh $ay mohabbat hai

Jawab main tera kehna jan $ay ziyada mujhay ab tak naheen bhola…..

1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latt

1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter

dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans

diya:- tumhara blood group A+ hai or calcium ke kami hai…

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary Umeed De Sahary

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!

Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary

Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan Larry

Nale Siny Dy Wichon Tainu Dil Awazan Mary

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!

MitheMitheOnde Ne Hawa De Bulle NiMeriyaan Palka

Mithe..Mithe..Onde Ne Hawa De Bulle Ni…

Meriyaan Palka De Buhe Vi Khulle Ni…

Pab Sambh-Sambh Rakhi Kite Pij Na Jawan…

Than- Than Te Mere Hanju Ne Dulle Ni

Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all TearSab log aapko hi

Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,

Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear,

Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear…

Aur Khuda da Aapko ak Jakkas New Year!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Iiss duniyaa ki bheed main boohat say yaar milain

• Iiss duniyaa ki bheed main boohat say yaar milain gay

hum kia hum say bhi achay hazaar milain gay

inn achoo ki bheed main humay bhula na daina

hum kahaan app ko baar baar milain gay

Friends are the BEST part of our LIVESand the BEST

Friends are the BEST part of our LIVES….

and the BEST VITAMIN 4 making FRIENDS is VITAMIN B1

Thanx 4 "B"eing"1".

Teachersuch or veham mae kia ferk haistudentAp jo hu

Teacher:

such or veham mae kia ferk hai?



student:

Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain

wo such hai


lakin


Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

Kisy ki Khatir Mohabbat ki inteha kar doPar itna bhi n

Kisy ki Khatir Mohabbat ki inteha kar do.
Par itna bhi nahy k usy Khuda kar do.
Maar chaho kisy ko toot kar itna.
K apni hi wafon sy usy bewafa kar do.

2 Punjabi Titanic Dekh Rahe ThayFilm Khatam Hui Tou

2 Punjabi “Titanic” Dekh Rahe Thay..


Film Khatam Hui Tou Kehne Lage,


Ley Dass Aae Ki Film Hoi..??


Film Khatam Ho Gayi Par..


“SULTAN RAHI” Nai Aaya . . ;-)

Shazada Saleem Hamara Amma Abba hm se itna piyar krte

Shazada Saleem: Hamara Amma Abba hm se itna piyar krte thy hamare

sonay taq hamare pas baithe rehte or hm phir b na sotay

Wazeer: Isi lia to ap iklota reh gaye

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A Sardar Bohot Taar Ko Jungle Se Guzar Raha Tha K Achan

A Sardar Bohot Taar Ko Jungle Se Guzar Raha Tha K Achanal Aik

Churail Us K Samnay Ajati Hai


HOHOHOHAHAHA


Main Churail Hoon

Sardar : Haan Maloom Hai Tumhari AIk Behan Mere Ghar Main Bhi Hai …

The love she has deep in her heartAlways gives me a go

The love she has deep in her heart,

Always gives me a good jump start,

She is the one who"s love is true,

Thank u Mom for being u

.-. .-.-. .-. !.."..!.."..! "-..-"'-..-" MY SW

.-. .-.-. .-.

!.."..!.."..!

"-..-"'-..-" MY

SWEET HONEY!

Friday, 6 January 2012

Chhum Chhum Chhumaathane ki chaliaaathane ka panCha

Chhum, Chhum, Chhum


aathane ki chalia,
aathane ka pan.
Chal mere ghore PAKISTAN,
PAKISTAN ka ek shehar us men rehti BENAZIR, BENAZIR ko goli lagi , BAKHTAWAR ASIFA rone lage,
rote rote bhook lagi,
khale BILAWAL mongphali.
mongphali me dana nahi,
ZARDARI tumhara papa nahi.
PANJAB wale aache,
MUSHARF BHAI sache.
sache sache jayenge,
SHEIKH RASHID ke dulhan layenge.
CONDALEEZA kali, so nakhro wali.
ek nakhra toot gaya,
BUSH ka mun sooj gaya!

I just love when morning gets here cuz i can send a Gr

I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great

Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way

to start my day

AB KISI SE KOI GILA NAHIJISKO CHAHA THA WO MILA NAHIYE

AB KISI SE KOI GILA NAHI
JISKO CHAHA THA WO MILA NAHI


YE TU SAB KHEL HAI NASEEBON KA
APNI QISMAT MEIN WO LIKHA HI NAHI


DIL KI DHARKAN KO KAR DIYA MADHAM
AB DHARAKNAI KA SILSILA HI NAHI


HIJR TABOOT KAR GAYA HUM KO
AB TU RONE KA HOSLA HI NAHI.

SGPC da nawan ailaanGurduwareyan wichRs51020501

SGPC da nawan ailaan:

Gurduwareyan wich

Rs.5,10,20,50,100,500,1000

de note nhi jane chahide Kyoki ina nota vich Gandhi da sir

Nanga hunda hai,

Bolo tarara

Kar lete hain mohabbat hum kisi na kisi se Yeh mohabba

Kar lete hain mohabbat hum kisi na kisi se;
Yeh mohabbat kyun nahin bayan hota hai hum sabhi se.


Khush nasib hain jo bayan karte hain apna dil-e-haal;
Warna kahin ishq reh jate hain kangaal.


Darkwast karta hu tum sabhi se mere kadardaan;
Mohabbat farmate ho unse, to izhaar karo o meherbaan.


Kismat ko na kosna apne, e-ashique barbaad;
Mauka na de iss duniya ko tujhe kehne, farhaad.

hppy birth day to u May ALLAH fill ur life with happine

hppy birth day to u May ALLAH fill ur life with happines

Ghazal Koi Gaa Don Yeh Mumkin Nahi HaiGhamEDil Apna S

Ghazal Koi Gaa Don Yeh Mumkin Nahi Hai
Gham-E-Dil Apna Suna Doon Yeh Mumkin nahi Hai
Tere bas Mein Ho To bhula Dena Mujhe
Lakin Mein Tujhko Bhula Don yeh Mumkin nahi hai

BalochiHumare Raigistan MaKhushAmdeed Bolo To Vapis

Balochi:
Humare Raigistan Ma
“Khush-Amdeed” Bolo To Vapis Awaz Aati Ha
“Amded Amded”


Pathan:
Humare Paharon Ma
“I Luv U” Bolo Tu Awaaz Aata Ha
“Luv U. Luv U”


Punjabi:
Ae Keri Gal Ae
Saaday Pind Vich Awaz Maro
“Teri Maa Di…”
Te Vapas Awaz Aandi Ae
“Teri Pehen Di”
“Teri Niki Di”
“Teri Waddi Di”….

Sometimes Ur Existence Gives Hope To Some OneYour Smil

Sometimes Ur Existence Gives Hope To Some One,


Your Smile May Be A Pearl For Some One,


Your Presence Might Be The Desire Of The One,


Who Loves You Dearly.. So, Value Your Self.. !!

Kalam tutdi nahiSeyahi mukdi nahiNahion Mukda Dilon pya

Kalam tutdi nahi

Seyahi mukdi nahi

Nahion Mukda Dilon pyaar usda

Oh saanu yaad kare na kare

Saanu rehnda har waqt khayaal usda….

Aashiq ne poocha khuda setune duniya ko dushman kyon b

Aashiq ne poocha khuda se,
tune duniya ko dushman kyon bana diya,
khuda ne hanshkar jawaab diya,
tumer mere saath kaun sa achchha kiya,
apne mahboob ko hi khuda banaa diya

KOI YAAD KOI BAAT KOI RAAZ HO TUMMERI SANS MERI SOCH M

KOI YAAD KOI BAAT KOI RAAZ HO TUM,
MERI SANS MERI SOCH MERI AAS HO TUM,
AANKHO KEY PASS NAHN NA SAHI,
HAAN MAGAR DIL KEY BOHAT PASS HO TUM




TERE LABON SE HAI RANGAT PHOOLO MEITERI ANKHO SE HAI CH

TERE LABON SE HAI RANGAT PHOOLO MEI
TERI ANKHO SE HAI CHAMAK SITAARON MEI
TU JO MUSKURA KEY DEKH LE AASMAN KO
CHAND BI SHARMA KE JHUK JAYE TERE KADMON MEI

MUJHE BATATA Wo dil ki batein zamane bher ko na yun su

“MUJHE BATATA ?“
Wo dil ki batein zamane bher ko na yun sunata
“MUJHE BATATA ?“
Wo ik lamhey meri mohabat ko azmata
“MUJHE BATATA ?“
Zamane walon ko kia pari hai sune jo hal-e-dil shiksta
Magar meri to ye Aarzoo thi mujhe bulata
“MUJHE BATATA ?“
Sitam kiya hai jo us ne mera ye shehr chora khamoshi se
Mea uski khatir ye sari duniya bhi chor jata
“MUJHE BATATA ??“

Yun turkemohabbat tri dil lagi ho shayadtere sene mai

Yun turk-e-mohabbat tri dil lagi ho shayad
tere sene main bhi yeh aag lagi ho shayed,
Na mujhe azma itna k jaan se guzar jaun mere wajood main teri bhi jaan ho shayad.

Describe meAttitude 10personality 10Lookz 10V

Describe me:

Attitude __/10

personality __/10

Lookz __/10

Voice __/10

As a person __/10

edit and reply bk and b honest.

Chlo khuwab aankhon main saja ker daikhtay hainChalo h

Chlo khuwab aankhon main saja ker daikhtay hain,


Chalo hum kisi ko apna bana ker daikhtay hain,


Khoon k rishton se aitabar tou uth gaya,


Chalo be-naam rishtay bana ker daikhtay hain!


Zindagi aasan ho jaye shayed hamari,


Chlo hath ki lakeeren mita ker daikhtay hain!


Andheri shab tou kisi surat katti nahin,


Chalo ghar apna jala ker daikhtay hain!


Hamain maloom hai k tu m ne hamaara hona nahi,


Chalo tum per ye zindagi luta ker daikhtay hain.


“ ‘ ~0321-7000381~ ‘ “


“ ‘ ~0322-4744476~ ‘ “


“ ‘ ~DoN~ ‘ “

Apney dewaarodar pe kiya guzriMein nahi tha tou ghar

Apney dewaar-o-dar pe kiya guzri

Mein nahi tha tou ghar pe kiya guzri

U$s taraf ki khabar bhi laaye koye

Jaaney u$s bekhabar pe kiya guzri

Aankh mein raat bhar jalaya diya

Pooch u$s $ki nazar pe kiya guzri

Be-khayaali mein ho gayii parwaaz

Pooch mat, baal-o-par pe kiya guzri…..

AQAL kya hoti haiAsman ne kaha Bahut Buland hoti hai

"AQAL" kya hoti hai?

Asman ne kaha: Bahut Buland hoti hai,

Sagar ne kaha: Bahut Gehri hoti hai,

Apne kaha:Hain…………. Woh kya hoti hai?

Hay khuda tu bhi ye kaisa rista banata haiEk taraf to d

Hay khuda tu bhi ye kaisa rista banata hai
Ek taraf to dil unkeliye bechain reheta hai
Dusri taraf se na koi jawab aata hai
Jalade ek shamma unke maan main humareliye
De de thori jagah uske dilmain usmain tera kya jata hai
Bas ek hi khayal mere maan main bar bar aata hai
Agar dilon main jagah nehin deni hai tune
To phirir tu yeh dil hi kiyun banata hai ..

Hum to mazaak ker rahay thet Faraz Musharaf

Hum to mazaak ker rahay thet Faraz !!
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Musharaf to gussa he ker gaya

Tme kitna chahte henKbi tm ne ye b sochaK tmare dil gar

Tme kitna chahte hen

Kbi tm ne ye b socha

K tmare dil garifta tme kitna chahte hen

Tme zindgi se barh k jo azeez hm ne mana

To koi sabab to hoga kbi tm ne ye b jana

Sar e sham muntazir the

Kahin nelmen ujale

Kahin titlian labon ki

Kahin phool jaise aariz

Ye jo chara e gar hmare ik sa"ate rafaqat

Sar e sham mangte the

Une kia khabr k hmne tme somp di hen ruten

Tme daan di hen ankhen

K tmare dilgarifta tme kitna chahte hen

K kahin zindgi me tme bholna b chahen to kbi na bhol pain

K ye ehd e zindgi he jise torna b chahen to kbi na tor paen…

Kaisi he. Pas d cments.

Karachi Mai Bird Flu Ki Wajah Se 3000 Murghiyoo Ko Maar

Karachi Mai Bird Flu Ki Wajah Se 3000 Murghiyoo Ko Maar Dya Gaya. Murghiyoo Ka Kehna Hai k……


Tm Kitni Murghiyaa MaaRoGe…


Har Anday Se MurGhi NIkLayGi

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Pholo ne bola khushbo seKhushbo ne bola badal seBadal n

Pholo ne bola khushbo se
Khushbo ne bola badal se
Badal ne bola lehro se
Lehro ne bola sahil se
Wohi hum kehtey hen dil se
HAPPY BIRTH DAY 2U

Yeh keh KR Us ne Shajar ko TanaY Se Kaat Diak Ab is ma

Yeh keh KR Us ne Shajar ko TanaY Se Kaat Dia.


k Ab is main Kuch Tehniain purani Hain.

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is th

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes

saath dil k chaley dil ko nahi roka humneyjo na apna t

saath dil k chaley dil ko nahi roka humney,

jo na apna tha usey tuth k chaha humney,

aik dhokey mein kati umer hamari sari,

kya bataye kise paya kise khoya humney

Worlds Most Beautiful Sentence BUT I LOVE YOU

World’s Most Beautiful Sentence,


=> BUT, I LOVE YOU . . .


And,


World’s Most Selfish/Painful Sentence,


=> I LOVE YOU, BUT . . .

Loog kehte huwe teri nazron se sambhalte honge Ke inn a

Loog kehte huwe teri nazron se sambhalte honge
Ke inn aankhon se to pathar bhi pighalte honge


Kiyun ayaan hoti hay shehr me aksar Khaamoshi
Kay tere qadam shayad, ghar se nikalte honge


Main jaanta hoon teri thakan taweel musafaton ki
Kiyun na ho, saath tere raste bhi chalte honge


Yeh maana ke masihayee he teri tabassum lekin
Teri shafqat me kaee zakhm bhi palte honge


Tujh pe barasne ko yeh baadlon ki dast-e-girebani
Kab aaye gi baari, mausam bhi machalte honge


Jo teri saadgi ke charhce kabhi ho jaen aasman per
Tujhe likhne ko kaandhon pe Farishte badalte honge


Yeh ik ghazal hey Adil ya keh aks-e-jamal un ka
PaRh kar teri ghazal, shayar bhi jalte honge.

A sardar died in AmritsarHis wife was cryingVe tu oth

A sardar died in Amritsar,His wife was crying:


Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na batti,


Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe munji na pirhi,


Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe aata na roti,


Chota sardar asked his mother: Amma, kidre Abba pakistan te nai tur gaya?

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree

U can fall from the sky

U can fall from a tree

But the best way to fall

is in love with me.

tufan me kashti ko kinare bhi mil jate haijahan me logo

tufan me kashti ko kinare bhi mil jate hai


jahan me logo ko sahare bhi mil jate hai


duniya me sabse pyari hai zindagi


kuch log zindagi se pyare bhi mil jate hain.

Excuse me, do you live around here often?

Excuse me, do you live around here often?

aaj wo mera naam B bhooL Gai FARAAZJo kabbhi kaha karti

aaj wo mera naam B bhooL Gai FARAAZ


Jo kabbhi kaha karti thi


KunDi na kharka


Sohnaya sidda e ander aa

Nasiib aazamaane ke din aa rahe hain Qariib un ke aane

Nasiib aazamaane ke din aa rahe hain

Qariib un ke aane ke din aa rahe hain


Jo dil se kahaa hai jo dil se sunaa hai

Sab un ko sunaane ke din aa rahe hain


Abhii se dil-o-jaan sare raah rakh do

ke luTne luTaane ke din aa rahe hain


Tapakane lagii un nigaahon se mastii

Nigaahen churaane ke din aa rahe hain…..

Sweetheart u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b

“ Sweetheart! u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true, here‘s a wish 4 my darling… may all ur dreams cum true and i wish u a very happy birth day. with lots of luv nd kisses… 4rom a heart that beats…just 4u by me ”

EMOTIONAL COMEDYDiL Ko Pata Tha Woh Zaroor AayegiDiL K

EMOTIONAL COMEDY


DiL Ko Pata Tha Woh Zaroor Aayegi,


DiL Ko Pata Tha Woh Zaroor Aayegi,


But, Kabi Socha Na Tha Ke Surprise Me


Woh Apna Husband Sath Layegi.. :p ;-)

Ab Teri yaad Se Wehshat Nahi Hoti MujhkoZakham Khulte H

Ab Teri yaad Se Wehshat Nahi Hoti Mujhko
Zakham Khulte Hain Aziyyat Nahi Hoti Mujhko
Ab Koi Aye Chala Jaye Mein Khush Rehta Hon
Ab Kisi Shaks Ki Aadat nahi Hoti Mujhko
Aese badla Hoon Tere Shehar Ka pani pe ker
Jhoot Bolon To nadamat nahi Hoti Mujhko

Rule of boysPhulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jatasuraj

Rule of boys:

“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,

suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,

kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,

dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..


0346-2600024

MOHABBAT OUR MOAT DONO HI BIN BHULAYE MEHMAN HOTI HAINK

MOHABBAT OUR MOAT DONO HI BIN BHULAYE MEHMAN HOTI HAIN
KAB AA JAYEN KOI NAHN JANTA
LEKIN DONO KA EIK HI KAAM HAI
EIK DIL LE JATI HAI DUSRI DHARKAN..

Santa 2 girlfriend Darling am I the first man you eve

Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed?

Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly

question?

Wo AankheinMeri Aankhein To Nahi Phir BhiWo Jo

!!!Wo Aankhein!!!


Meri Aankhein To Nahi Phir Bhi..


Wo Jo Kuch Dekhti Hain!! Dekhti Rehti Hain!!


Main Bhi Dekhta Hoon Dekhta Rehta Hoon..


Jis Se Rooth Jaati Hain..


Main Us Se Rooth Jaata Hoon..


Wo Jis Se Pyaar Karti Hain


Main Us Se Pyaar Karta Hoon..


!!Wo Aankhein!!


Meri Aankhein To Nahi Phir Bhi..


Wo Jo Kuch Sochti Hain Sochti Rehti Hain..


Main Bhi Sochta Hoon Sochta Rehta Hoon..


Jis Dam Muskuraati Hain..


Main Us Dam Muskurata Hoon..


Wo Jab Afsurda Hoti Hain..


To Main Afsurdsa Hota Hoon..


!Wo Aankhein!


Meri Aankhein Ho Nahi Sakteen..


Magar Phir Bhi..


Diwaana Hoon Jo Un Ko..


Chaahta Hoon, Chaahta Hoon..


Chaahta Rehta Hoon..


Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimoMjh Mein JaaN aa Gai HaiP

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,


Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,


PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,


CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

Friendship is a rainbow between two hearts sharing seve

Friendship is a rainbow between two hearts sharing seven feelings:

1.LOVE

2.HAPPINESS

3.TRUTH

4.FAITH

5.SECRET

6.TRUST

7.SADNESS

FRIEND SHIP MEANSFForever RResponsible I Innt

FRIEND SHIP MEANS


F–Forever

R–Responsible

I –Inntelligent

E– Eager to mail

N– Nice

D–Divide


$$$


S–Simple

H–Heartly

I– Interested

P– Peaceful…..

Kyakya khayaal jee se guzarte haiN subahoshaamzakhm

Kya-kya khayaal jee se guzarte haiN subah-o-shaam


zakhm naye dil meiN ubharte hain subah-o-shaam


sadiyaaN guzar gayiiN haiN tumheiN bewafaa hue


hum yaad tumheiN aaj bhi karte haiN subah-o-shaam


reh-reh ke ,chauNk-chauNk ke maiN neeNd se jaaguN


ban-ban ke mere sapne bikharte haiN subah-o-shaam


jab-jab teri yaadon ki ghaTaa dil pe chhaayi hai


baadal meri aaNkhoN ke baraste haiN subah-o-shaam


pal-pal maiN dekhta huuN uTh ke raahguzar ko


naina teri aamad ko taraste haiN subah-o-shaam


mat poochiye kya aalam-e-khwaab-o-ummiid hai


aNgaar se seene meiN dehakte haiN subah-o-shaam


ik baar chhuaa tha tere phuuloN se badan ko


ke haath ab bhi mehakte haiN subah-o-shaam …

Suna Tha Waqt Marham HaiHer Zakham Bhula Deta Hai Her

Suna Tha Waqt Marham Hai,Her Zakham Bhula Deta Hai Her Guzra Lamha Hum Ko To,Ek Zakham Naya Deta Hai. Raat Ki Rani Hai Yaa Teri Yaadoon Ki Khushboo Kuch To Hai,Jo Aangan Mere Ehsaas Ka Mehka Deta Hai. Ger Terey Khayaalon Mein Kho Kar,Neend Aah Bhi Jaye Ah Ker Khawaboon Mein,Tera Tassawur,Hum Ko Jaga Deta Hai. Khush Hote Hain Tassawur Mein Tumain Qareeb Dekh Kar Shayed Mil Na Paye Hum,Yeh Khadsha Sehma Deta Hai. Dil Bahot Nazuk Hai,Ghum Se Bhar na Aaye Kiyuo Pather Pe Chott Lage To Woh Bhi Saza Deta Hai. Dushman Hai Zamana Mohabbat Karne Walun Ka Azal Se In Dooriyoon, Judaiyoon Ka Ehsaas Rula Deta Hai. Suna Tha Waqt Marham Hai,Her Zakham Bhula Deta Hai Her Guzra Lamha Hum Ko To,Ek Zakham Naya Deta Hai. Raat Ki Rani Hai Yaa Teri Yaadoon Ki Khushboo Kuch To Hai,Jo Aangan Mere Ehsaas Ka Mehka Deta Hai. Ger Terey Khayaalon Mein Kho Kar,Neend Aah Bhi Jaye Ah Ker Khawaboon Mein,Tera Tassawur,Hum Ko Jaga Deta Hai. Khush Hote Hain Tassawur Mein Tumain Qareeb Dekh Kar Shayed Mil Na Paye Hum,Yeh Khadsha Sehma Deta Hai. Dil Bahot Nazuk Hai,Ghum Se Bhar na Aaye Kiyuo Pather Pe Chott Lage To Woh Bhi Saza Deta Hai. Dushman Hai Zamana Mohabbat Karne Walun Ka Azal Se In Dooriyoon, Judaiyoon Ka Ehsaas Rula Deta Hai.

Nakhrey Khatam Ho Tab Na!

Principle:late Q hue

BOY:Bike khrab ho gyi thi.

PRINCPLE:Bus me nahi aa sakte the?

BOY:Maine kaha tha sir,

par aapki beti k nakhre khatam hon tab na. :P

Husn Pe Itna Gharor Na KijiyeYe Tu 4 Dino Ki Masti Hai

Husn Pe Itna Gharor Na Kijiye,
Ye Tu 4 Dino Ki Masti Hai ,


Aap Ka Husn Tab Tak Qayam Hai,
Jub Tak Cheery Blossom Sasti Hai…

Chah ke bhi pa na sake usey Paa ke bhi chah na sake use

Chah ke bhi pa na sake usey

Paa ke bhi chah na sake usey

Bicharh ke hum mil na sake

Jeena chaha tou jee na sake

Zindagi se bicharh na sake "Kaash"

Maut ko apna na sake

Mohabat karo ibadat k sath Pyar karo sacchai k sath Dos


Mohabat karo ibadat k sath

Pyar karo sacchai k sath

Dosti karo dianat k sath

Sms parh lia!!?


Chalo Ab reply karo, sharafat k sath…!!!

Aaj phir Raatein tanhai mein teri yaad Aie Gham main h

Aaj phir Raatein tanhai mein teri yaad Aie. Gham main hote hue bhi, Honton pe Muskan Aie, Tu Bhul gaya Humein pr hum Na tujhe Bhul pae, Ajeeb kashmakash hai ye zindagi, bhe. Aaj phir mere samne Aik Naya imteihan Lea ie.

Dil ka rishta hai humara Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumha

Dil ka rishta hai humara,

Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara,

Her yaad me hai chehra tumhara,

SMS nahi to kya hoa Zindagi bhar saath nibhana ka wada hai humara!

everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your ly

everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so I can shine on u

during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

I Wish a wish for You Dear Sending you Big bunch of W

I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes

from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very

Happy New Year..

jo mili nazar tukhse phir hataya na gaya dil to de bait

jo mili nazar tukhse phir hataya na gaya

dil to de baithe the usi pal sirf bataya na gaya…..:-(

Height of Challenge a guy left whole answer sheet blan

Height of Challenge: a guy left whole answer sheet blank

in an exam….&wrote this on the last Page:

"agar apnay bap ki Aulad hey to pass kar ke dekha "

LOVE IS AN ACT OF ENDLESS FORGIVENESS A TENDER LOOK WH

“LOVE IS AN ACT OF ENDLESS FORGIVENESS, A TENDER LOOK WHICH BECOMES A HABIT“

wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda aaik e chatka

wichr da a jidon yaar tey lag pata janda a,

aik e chatkay wich ud pud janda a,

baad chon keng sambhal da a tey o e janda,

lagda a jidon dard dil nu,

othay ki insan tey ki puwan khilar khular janda a

fir wahi fasaana afsaana sunaati hodil ke paas hoon ke

fir wahi fasaana afsaana sunaati ho,

dil ke paas hoon keh kar dil jalati ho,

beqaraar hai aatish-e-nazar nazar se milne ko,

to Fir kyon nahi pyaar jataati ho

Payaray Dostbr Film mein kaam kero gaybr Roll s

Payaray Dost!

Film mein kaam kero gay?

Roll sirf itna hay k 1 Larki ap ko 1 ghar main lay jai gi or ap ko goli mar de gi.


Film ka naam hai,


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KUTTAY Ki Mot

If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leav

If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile

as much as those who have none to give.

Woh bheegi hui mitti zameen pe teraa naam likh jaati ha

Woh bheegi hui mitti zameen pe teraa naam likh jaati hai
Uss par behane wali havaa bhi geet tere gungunaati hai
Jab baarish aakar uss likhe hue naam ko mitaati hai
Tab teri yaaden phir aankhon ko namee de jaati hain

Flying papers multi colours of balloondelicated bloss

Flying papers ,

multi colours of balloon,

delicated blossom,

fantastic people,

love and laughter.

What it describes?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

FRIENDSHIPFFAITHFULR

FRIENDSHIP:


.¸¸.•?´F……..FAITHFUL•´`•.¸.»


•.¸¸.•?´R……..RELIABLE•´`•.¸.»


•.¸¸.•?´I………INTRESTING•´`•.¸.»


•.¸¸.•?´N……..NICE •´`•.¸.»


•.¸¸.•?´D……..DIFFERENT•´`•.¸.»


•.¸¸.•?´S……..SHARING•´`•.¸.»


•.¸¸.•?´H……..HELPFUL•´`•.¸.»


•.¸¸.•?´I………INCREDIBLE•´`•.¸.»


•.¸¸.•?´P……..PATIENT•´`•.¸.»HOW ARE


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friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place


I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as

Ankhein khoolun to chehra tumhara hooBand karlu to khu

Ankhein khoolun to chehra tumhara hoo,

Band karlu to khuaab tumhara hoo,

Mar bhi jaOon koi gham nahi,

Mere kafan ke badle aanchal tumhara hoo

Bohat Tooty Huy hain hum abhi dastak nahi denahamari aa

Bohat Tooty Huy hain hum abhi dastak nahi dena
hamari aankh hai purnam abhi Dastak nahi dena
Mere Yaro Abhi kuch din mere ahwal mat pocho
Abhi dil mein hai uska gham abhi dastak na dena
Shab-e-tanhai mein tarapna hai bohat mujhko
Kuch hai Dard Kuch Madham abhi dastak nahi dena

Monday, 2 January 2012

Umr ke kissi mud par unse mulaquat huithodi hi sahi par

Umr ke kissi mud par unse mulaquat hui
thodi hi sahi par unse dil ki baat hui
laga hame aisa jaise zindagi ke liye hame ek humsafar mil gaya
lekin dekhiye kuch hi dino ka saath palbhar me choot gaya

This is the telephone terrorist team. While recei

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This

virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Another month, another year, another smile, anoth

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!

Bikharte tootte lamhon ko apna hamsafar jana tha is r

Bikhar-te toot-te lamhon ko apna hamsafar jana
tha is raah mein aakhir hamein Khud bhi bikhar jana


hava ke dosh par baadal ke tukde ki tarah ham hain
kisi jhonke se poochhenge ke hai ham ko kidhar jana


mere jalte hue ghar ki nishaani bas yahi hogi
jahan is shehar mein raushni dekho Thehar jana


pas-e-zulmat koi sooraj hamara muntazir hoga
isi ek veham ko ham ne chiragh-e-rah_guzar jana


dayaar-e-Khaamoshi se koi reh-reh kar bulata hai
hamein ek din hai isi aawaz par jana…

CHAND AGR ROSHIN HA TO ROSHNE TUM HO PHOOL AGR KHUS

CHAND AGR ROSHIN HA TO ROSHNE TUM HO … PHOOL AGR KHUSBODAR HA TO KHUSBOO TUM HO … BARF AGAR THANDI HA TO THANDK TUM HO … HUM AGAR ZINDA HAN TO ZINGI TUM HO

The soul is not where it lives but where it lovesThom

"The soul is not where it lives but where it loves."

-Thomas Fuller (1654-1734)

agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte hoto sari kai

agar tum kisee paper mai paas hona chahte ho



to sari kainat tumhee usko pass karne may lag jati hai



or agar aesa nahi hua



to


exam abhi khatam nahi huee …….


suplee abhi baqe hai mere dost

Pyas Darya Ki Nigahon Se Chupa Rakhi HaiAik Baadal Say

Pyas Darya Ki Nigahon Se Chupa Rakhi Hai,


Aik Baadal Say Barri Aaas Laga Rakhi Hai,


Teri Aankho Ki Kashish Kese Tujhe Samjaon,


In Chraghon Ne Meri Neend Urra Rakhi Hai..

Jo main na rahun aankhon main aansoo na bharna tumIs d

Jo main na rahun, aankhon main aansoo na bharna tum
Is dil pe hai bas naam tumhara, yeh yaqeen rakhna tum


Main hoon tere sath, tu humraah hai mere har qadam
Door ho kar bhi kahan ek doosre se hain door hum


Guzarta har pal, har lamha tere aur qareeb kar deta hai
Saanson ki yeh dor teri saanson ke sang jod deta hai


Mere humdum, mere humnawa, pyar tera, meri zindagi
Khuda ke baad, main karun dil se bas teri hi bandagi…

New Year begins let us pray that it will be a year wi

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new

Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless

you through out the new Year.

teri muskaan ka nasha halkais madhoshi bhari shaam ka

teri muskaan ka nasha halka,
is madhoshi bhari shaam ka nasha halka,
mere pyar ka nasha halka,
gum ho jaane do mujhe apne aagosh me halka halka.

ajeeb duniya hai yahan sunta nahi faryaad koi b sab mil

ajeeb duniya hai yahan sunta nahi faryaad koi b sab mil kar haste hain jab hota hai barbaad koi

WAQT BIGDA TO KAI DOST PURANE AAEMERE ZAKHMON PE NAMAK

WAQT BIGDA TO KAI DOST PURANE AAE
MERE ZAKHMON PE NAMAK AUR LAGANE AAE


CHAHT THI NEEND AAE TO DEKHOON TERE KHUWAB
KHUWAB AAE TO SIRF MERI NEEND UDANE AAE.


SUBH-O-SHAAM JO AMAN KI TAQREER KIYA KARTE THE
RAAT KO SHEHR WOHI LOG JALANE AAE


USKI AANE KI KHABR LEKE JAB HAWA AAI
PHOOL KHUD CHALKR MERE GHAR KO SAJANE AAE..

Golden Words Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Daalo

Golden Words . . .


Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Daalo . . .


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Q k Woh parsoon bhi to Ho sakta hay….!

Aapki yaadon ko rok paana hai muskhilroothe hue dil ko

Aapki yaadon ko rok paana hai muskhil,
roothe hue dil ko manaana hai muskhil,
yeh dil kitna yaad karta hai aapko “K“
yek ek khat mein likh paana hai mushkil..

aik kabootar ne santa pe potty kar disanta oye teri ma

aik kabootar ne santa pe potty kar di


santa: oye teri maa ne tenu kacha pana nai sikhaya?


kabootar: saaleya! tu kacha pa ke karda hain?

1 pagal dosre se22 kitne hote hainDosra pagaltumhe

1 pagal dosre se:
2+2 kitne hote hain?
Dosra pagal:
tumhe pata nahi k mujy mashrtiloom nahi ati,
Pehla:
issi liye main ne islamiyat k sawal pocha tha.

Apny is deewany say berukhi nahi achiGhair sary loogo

Apny is deewany say berukhi nahi achi..


Ghair sary loogon ki dosti nahi achi..


Tum meri aankhoon mien khuwaab ban k thery hoo..


Khuwab ki haqeeqat say dushmani nahi achi..


Hum tumhari chahat mien din raat tarapty rehty hien..


Youn kisi k jazbaat say dil lagi nahi achi…


Agar kisi say ulfat ka karoobar ho jay..


Zeesat tak nibha tu aarzi nahi achi..


Chand tere kirnoo say choor choor ho jay..


Soogwar ratoon mien chandni nahi achi……..

The real power behind whatever success I have now was s

The real power behind whatever success I have now was something I found within myself – something that‘s in all of us, I think, a little piece of God just waiting to be discovered.


TalHa


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JAZZA pey chorr diyaSAZA pey chorr diyaHar ik K

JAZZA pey chorr diya…,

SAZA pey chorr diya…,

Har ik KAAM ko hum ne KHUDA pe chorr diya…,

Wo hum ko YAAD rakhta ya phir BHULA deta…,

Usi ka KAAM tha uski RAAZA pey chorr diya…,

Ab uski marzi BUJHA dey ya phir JALA rakhey…,

CHIRAGH ko hum ne jala kai HAWA pey chorr diya…,

Ab us sey BAAT bhi kartey to kis tarah karte…,

¤¤¤YE MASSLA ANAA KA THA SO ANAA PEY CHORR DIYA¤¤¤

Reply me about ur comment"s 4 this SMS !I m waiting !

Tum phoolon ki baat kertey homain nay kanton pe chalna

Tum phoolon ki baat kertey ho,

main nay kanton pe chalna seekh liya.

Tum logon ki baat kerte ho,

main nay apnon sey thoker khan seekh liya.

Beyan Her Kisi Se HijerOWasal Kerte HoKyun apna sheha

Beyan Her Kisi Se Hijer-O-Wasal Kerte Ho
Kyun apna shehar Mein Jena Mohal kerte Ho
Bicher k bhala mile hain musafir bhi?
Kyun apne aap ko younhi nidhal kerte ho?
Suna Hai wo bhi tumhain poochta hai aise hee
tum uske bare mein jese sawal kerte ho
wo aashnai usey yaad hee na ho shayad
wo jis ke naam pe sab hi Maah-O-Saal kerte Ho
Bohat Azeez Tha Shayad Wo iss liye
Bicherny Wale ka ab tak malal kerte ho

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahiuthkar sab k samne

Susti bhare jism ko jagaate kyo nahi,


uthkar sab k samne aate kyo nahi,


SMS bhi tumhara smell maarta hai.


zara himmat kar k nahate kyo nahi

Sunday, 1 January 2012

Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Yaad karney se zakhm bhar aatey hainNaam leney se ansu

Yaad karney se zakhm bhar aatey hain,
Naam leney se ansu chalak jatey hain,
Phele to hazaron batien kiya karte thay..
Ab to awaz sunnay ko taras jatay hain..

Wo Roz Dekhta Hai Doobtey Huwe Sooraj Ko FARAZKaash

Wo Roz Dekhta Hai Doobtey Huwe Sooraj Ko FARAZ,,,


Kaash Ke Main Bhi Kisi Shaam Ka Manzar Hota . . . /

Her Ilzam ka haqdar wo humy bana jata haiHr khata ki sa

Her Ilzam ka haqdar wo humy bana jata hai


Hr khata ki saza wo humy suna jata hai


Hum her baar khamosh reh jaty hain


Kyun k wo apna hine ka haq jta jata hai

Woh To Khushbu Hai Hawaon Main Bikhar JayegaMasla Phoo

Woh To Khushbu Hai, Hawaon Main Bikhar Jayega

Masla Phool Ka Hai, Phool Kidhar Jayega

Hum To Samjhe The Ke ik Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega

Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-Jaan Main Utar Jayega

Familiarity breeds children

Familiarity breeds children

Man 2 shaikh yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita

Man 2 shaikh: yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi chukya?
Shaikh: kiun chukan? Jehra mein 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?

Laughtfing faces doent meansthere is absence of sarrow

Laughtfing faces doen‘t means,there is absence of sarrow,but they means that they have ability to face it so keep smiles,

Yun Dosti K Naam Ko Rusvaa Na KijiyeTarkeTaalluqaat

Yun Dosti K Naam Ko Rusvaa Na Kijiye
Tark-e-Ta’alluqaat Ka Charcha Na Kijiye


Jurm-O-Sitam Ka Paas Bhi Ulfat Mein Shart Hai
Palkon Ko Aansuon Se Bhigoya Na Kijiye


Aisaa Na Ho Ummeed Se Rishta Hi Toot Jaaye
Har Roz Mujhse Vaada-e-Fardaa Na Kijiye


Hamdard Jis Ko Apna Samajhte Rahe Hain Aap
Us Ka Hi Zindagi Mein Bharosa Na Kijiye

Marti hoi zami ko bachana para mujeBaadl ki tarha dasht

Marti hoi zami ko bachana para muje

Baadl ki tarha dasht mein aana para muje

Wo kar nai rha tha meri baat ka yakin

Phir yun howa k mar k dikhana para muje

Bhoole se meri simt koi dekhta na tha

Chehre par ek zakham lagana para muje

Us ajnabi se hath milane k wastay

Mehfil mein sab se hath milana para muje

Yadin the dafan aasi k badaz farokhat bi

Us ghar ki dekh bhal ko jana para muje

Us bewafa ki yad delata tha bar bar

Kal Aienay pay hath othana para muje

Aase bichar k us nay to marjana tha

Us ki nazar mein khud ko girana para muje.

Baarishon Ke Udaas Mausam MainKhud Ko Daikhoon To Yaad

Baarishon Ke Udaas Mausam Main,


Khud Ko Daikhoon To Yaad Aaye Woh,


Kaash Aik Baar Yoon Bhi Ho Jaye,


Main Pukaroon To Laut Aaye Woh..!

KISI KO MOHABBAT KI SACHAI MAR DALEGIKISIKO MOHABBAT K

KISI KO MOHABBAT KI SACHAI MAR DALEGI,

KISIKO MOHABBAT KI GAHRAI MAR DALEGI,

KAR KE MOHABBAT KOI NAHI BACHEGA,

JO BACH GAYA USE TANHAI MAR DALEGI.

na ye chaand hoga na taare rahangekia hum hamesha kunwa

na ye chaand hoga na taare rahange


kia hum hamesha kunwary rahenge


is duniya mai kitno k nikha ho gaye


kia naseeb mai apni sirf nikha k chuwaary rahenge

Dost ban ban ke mile mujhko mitaane vaale mai ne dekhe

Dost ban ban ke mile mujhko mitaane vaale
mai ne dekhe hain kai rang badalane vaale ……..
Tumne chup rahkar sitam aur bhi dhaayaa mujh par
tumse acche hain mere haal pe hansne vaale…
Mai tou ikhlaaq ke haathon hi bikaa kartaa hoon
aur honge tere baazaar mein bikne vaale ……
Aakhrii daur pe salaam-e-dil-e-muztar le lo
phir naa lautenge shab-e-hijr pe ronevaale …

Walk is EasyBut Walking Alone is ToughBeing Loved By

Walk is Easy..


But Walking Alone is Tough.


Being Loved By Some One is Secure..


But Loving Some One is Insecure.


Being Missed By Some One is Nice..


But To Miss Some One is Painful.. !!

Hum se Pochhni ha to Taroon ki baat Pochho FarazKhob

Hum se Pochhni ha to Taroon ki baat Pochho Faraz…


Khoboon ki baat wo kart hain jinhen neend aati ha…